Sweet Caroline
Our apologies to Neil Diamond, but the parallel between one of his many classic tunes and the situation with Caroline Kennedy was a natural match up.
With the financial crunch so severe in Montpelier these days - the Governor and the Legislature are struggling to come up with about $37 million in immediate cuts to the current budget to offset lower than expected revenues – it’s tempting to take a break from state politics here in Vermont to reflect on one of those wonderfully complex situations that only our neighboring state of New York seems capable of producing. It’s tempting, and so we will.
Illinois, of course, is running a close second in that regard right now, with its Governor, Rod Blogojevich, in much legal hot water over his apparent inclination to sell President-elect Barack Obama’s former Senate seat to the highest bidder. Happily, for fans of a good political fight tainted with a whiff of corruption in the good, old-fashioned, bare knuckles style of politics we occasionally worry has gone completely out of style in our new age, feel good era, the good Governor is digging in and vowing to fight the allegations “to his last breath.” Go, Rod. That will make the ultimate disposition of that Senate seat even more interesting. Clearly, if Rod were to throw down the gauntlet and nominate somebody that would give the term “poisoned chalice” a whole new meaning. But Rod could turn the tables on everyone and nominate someone such as Tammy Duckworth, a crippled Iraq veteran and state politician, who would command a lot of support. Or we could have a special election to insure clean hands at work. We’ll see just how craft the not-so-good Governor turns out to be. But we digress.
New York, New York. Only someone who has spent a certain amount of time living there can truly appreciate the delicious twists and turns the saga of who will be named to fill Hillary Clinton’s unexpired Senate term, but for the rest of you, we’ll try.
Hillary, wife of former President Bill Clinton has been nominated by Obama to be our next Secretary of State. That appointment, pending confirmation by the full Senate (a foregone conclusion) will have its fascinating dynamics as well – it reminds one and all of the old expression “keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.” But who knows – she may be great at it. Her management performance shown by her attempts to shepherd a much-needed health insurance bill through Congress in 1993-4 and more recently, the floundering of her unsuccessful presidential campaign lead one to wonder how she’ll master the sprawling bureaucracy over at Foggy Bottom, but that’s a story for another day.
Meanwhile, back home in the Empire State, Caroline Kennedy, the daughter of the late President, has thrown her hat in the ring for Hillary’s former seat. She has all the name recognition anyone could want and presumably a network of financial backers ready and willing, despite all the recent turmoil on Wall Street and elsewhere in the “real” economy, to finance not one but probably two necessary races. She’ll need to run again in 2010 and then again in 2012, assuming she wins the first one. The only Republican with a ghost of a chance of knocking her off might be Rudy Guiliani, who ran a pretty pathetic campaign himself for the Republican nomination for president, but in certain circles is still widely respected for his 9-11 work.
Caroline has kept a low public profile for most of her adult life, opting, and understandably so, given her father’s tragic death and her mother’s lightning rod-like attractiveness for the new media, both of the gossip and so-called “serious” news gathering crowd. What qualifies her, all of a sudden, to be a U.S. Senator, is a good question. She seems like a reasonably sharp lady who has probably followed politics up close and personal for all these years, and she might not be a bad choice. There’s simply nothing in the public record that is there to give us a clue one way or the other. She had the incredibly good judgment to come out early for Barack Obama, when her endorsement carried some real weight and value. So maybe there is some of the Kennedy political DNA kicking around, and she’d have Uncle Teddy, assuming his brain tumor doesn’t force his retirement, around to help show her the ropes.
But, Caroline isn’t the only one with an interest in the Senate seat. Andrew Cuomo, former governor Mario Cuomo’s son and presently the state’s Attorney General, has also been mentioned as a future Senate possibility. Andrew, who is said to be happy for the moment in Albany, where he’d have a good chance of unseating the present New York governor, David Patterson, who himself was appointed to fill out former governor Elliot Spitzer’s term when Elliot, as we all remember, made an unfortunate choice of tryst mates while on state business in Washington, D.C. last year. Andrew is said to be keen to step into his father’s former office at the statehouse, but the allure of a Senate seat could be too powerful to resist. That would suit Gov. Patterson handily, avoiding a potentially divisive and expensive primary fight and ensuring him an easier time at the polls in 2010. And to make everything even more delicious, Cuomo used to be married to one of Caroline’s cousins, another member of the vast Kennedy tribe, but isn’t anymore. You can’t make this kind of stuff up – no one would believe it if it were a movie or a TV show.
And those are only two of five Senate seats that will require special appointments or elections to fill, as President-elect Obama has culled from his former colleagues to fill Cabinet posts in his incoming administration. Stay tuned for more fun and games.